Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

Polite apathy, served with a side of ceramic charm. This coaster is your new customer service voice in home décor form. With its raised UV accents and dead-inside energy, it delivers your message loud and clear—you’re out of interest, empathy, and fucks to give. But hey, at least you’re being polite about it. Ideal for your desk, coffee table, or anywhere you’re forced to interact with humans against your will.

✅ Raised UV text for maximum passive-aggressive sparkle

✅ Protects surfaces while protecting your boundaries

✅ Goes well with coffee, wine, and emotional detachment Because life’s too short to pretend you give a shit. Smile, nod, and let the coaster do the rest.

(COA-C-HIDC)

SKU	COA-C-HIDC
Barcode #	754523058788
Shipping weight	1.0000kg
Shipping width	0.200m
Shipping height	0.300m
Shipping length	0.200m
Shipping cubic	0.012000000m3

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