Off You Fuck Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

Off You Fuck Deluxe Ceramic Coaster

Short, sharp, and straight to the bloody point — just how we like it. This premium ceramic coaster features a woman who’s clearly had enough of everyone’s crap and is one passive-aggressive comment away from launching her drink. The raised UV detail captures every glorious ounce of her “try me, dickhead” energy. Perfect for the office, the kitchen, or anywhere people think small talk is a good idea.

It’s glossy, durable, and delivers the message so you don’t have to waste your breath. Far Kew Emporium Tip: Leave it out at family gatherings, team meetings, or next to your morning coffee — consider it your polite-but-not-really way of saying “fuck off, darling.” ☕